Safaris sound glamorous, right? Picture it: dusty jeeps, khaki hats, binoculars, and a guide’s voice narrating your every move. Reality? Slightly different. No one tells you the real rules — the kind that only come up after your guide gives a concerned look and says, “Please don’t do that.”
So here you go.
Your camouflage outfit
You wanted to blend in with nature. You did. But that’s doing only good to mosquitoes. Pro tip: wear light colors and load up on repellent unless you're aiming for an itchy enlightenment.
Binoculars work better when not backwards
It’s hard to spot a cheetah if you’re looking through the wrong end and wondering why it’s the size of a pea.
Animals don’t perform on cue
No matter how much you whisper “Here kitty, kitty,” the tiger will not pose for your Instagram reel. This isn’t The Jungle Book. It’s real life. Be patient — and quiet.
The jeep is not soundproof
That loud snack-crunch? Echoes. Your whispered “I need to pee”? Amplified. Just assume everyone can hear everything. And judge you.
Don’t wear strong perfume
Scented body mist? No, please! Go natural or go home.
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The “quiet zone” is real
Talking loudly or playing safari trivia with your friends might just scare away the very thing you flew across the country to see. Silence is golden — and so are leopards, if you’re lucky.
Phones have zoom. Use it.
That “I’ll just lean out a bit for a better shot” move? That’s how people become cautionary tales. Respect the animal’s space — and your limbs.
Sunburn can happen
Yes, you’re in a jeep. No, the sun doesn’t care. Sunscreen is not optional unless you want to return as a boiled tomato.
You’re in t heir home
Final (and real) rule: don’t treat a safari like a zoo. You’re the visitor here. Behave like one — quietly, respectfully, and always in awe.
Read more: Sikkim soon to have rail access — here’s what’s planned
Night sounds are not a vibe — they’re warnings
That eerie growl outside your tent? Not jungle ASMR. Don’t unzip, don’t investigate, and definitely don’t say “Who’s there?”. Just stay zipped and pray it’s the wind... or a herbivore with heavy feet.
So here you go.
Your camouflage outfit
You wanted to blend in with nature. You did. But that’s doing only good to mosquitoes. Pro tip: wear light colors and load up on repellent unless you're aiming for an itchy enlightenment.
Binoculars work better when not backwards
It’s hard to spot a cheetah if you’re looking through the wrong end and wondering why it’s the size of a pea.
Animals don’t perform on cue
No matter how much you whisper “Here kitty, kitty,” the tiger will not pose for your Instagram reel. This isn’t The Jungle Book. It’s real life. Be patient — and quiet.
The jeep is not soundproof
That loud snack-crunch? Echoes. Your whispered “I need to pee”? Amplified. Just assume everyone can hear everything. And judge you.
Don’t wear strong perfume
Scented body mist? No, please! Go natural or go home.
Read more: 6 waterfalls in India perfect for a refreshing dip
The “quiet zone” is real
Talking loudly or playing safari trivia with your friends might just scare away the very thing you flew across the country to see. Silence is golden — and so are leopards, if you’re lucky.
Phones have zoom. Use it.
That “I’ll just lean out a bit for a better shot” move? That’s how people become cautionary tales. Respect the animal’s space — and your limbs.
Sunburn can happen
Yes, you’re in a jeep. No, the sun doesn’t care. Sunscreen is not optional unless you want to return as a boiled tomato.
You’re in t heir home
Final (and real) rule: don’t treat a safari like a zoo. You’re the visitor here. Behave like one — quietly, respectfully, and always in awe.
Read more: Sikkim soon to have rail access — here’s what’s planned
Night sounds are not a vibe — they’re warnings
That eerie growl outside your tent? Not jungle ASMR. Don’t unzip, don’t investigate, and definitely don’t say “Who’s there?”. Just stay zipped and pray it’s the wind... or a herbivore with heavy feet.
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