The strange little quirks Zodiac Signs adopt in relationships

Love transforms individuals. Overnight, the most independent zodiac signs begin texting "safe home?" and the most distant ones are organising anniversary picnics six months in advance. But behind the bouquets and forehead smooches, each sign secretly acquires some inexplicably particular quirks in relationships—some adorable, some crazy, all very zodiac-stamped.
Here's what each sign begins to do when they're head-over-heels in love and a little crazy:

Aries
Aries would make love into a competition—who can say "I love you" quicker, who picks up the tab first, who beats at Mario Kart with crazy zeal. Also begins initiating teasing fights for the theatrics, then sulking until they receive snuggles.

Taurus
Taurus would begin nesting—one hoodie at your house becomes a whole wardrobe, and before you know it, they're rearranging your kitchen as if they reside there. Also has an odd habit of offering you snacks and sitting like a grandma until you're done.

Gemini
Gemini would text you in 14 different moods before lunch. They'll send you memes, a profound philosophical question, and a blurry selfie in succession. Will also pick up your slang and phrases… then begin saying they came up with them.

Cancer
Cancer suddenly becomes emotionally invested in all things. Your second date movie ticket? Holds on to it. The sweater they borrowed from you once? It's holy now. They acquire a sixth sense about when you're upset, about snacks or anything else, even.

Leo
Leo starts acting like love is a Broadway production. All good morning messages must have glitter, all dates are planned, and PDA? Necessary. They would be strangely fixated on being the "it couple" among friends—coordinate outfits and all.

Virgo
Virgo makes the concept of love a part-time project. They will alphabetise your refrigerator, organise your existence, and send calendar reminders for cuddle time. They "casually" reteach you how to fold towels, but with affection (of course).

Libra
Libra gets way too involved in plotting "aesthetic" date nights—even if it's just pizza. They would ask you what you want for dinner three hours beforehand… and still can't make up their mind. Libra will also create playlists… with strangely perfect song titles.

Scorpio
A Scorpio would know you and your emotions inside out. They are familiar with your moods more than you are. They would develop a strange tendency to stare at you at random moments—just to "check if you're lying." But, yeah, they'll swipe your hoodie and never give it back.

Sagittarius
Sagittarius suddenly has a sudden urge to make everything an adventure. Grocery shopping? Road trip. Missed the train? Opportunity. They would make inside jokes that completely confuse every outsider and say "We should quit our jobs and move" a little too many times.

Capricorn
Capricorn ditches a stoic personality for constantly checking up on their partner. They would send "Have you eaten?" texts on schedule and invest in love like a startup. They would start organising your shared future in an Excel spreadsheet—colour-coded, naturally.

Aquarius
Aquarius falls in love and becomes a walking inside joke. They would give you a weird an alien-might-know nickname and send you at 3 a.m. links of "Articles that made me think of us." They will act as if they are not interested, but 100% save every voice note you send.

Pisces
Pisces would begin to dream about your wedding on your second date (whispering). Also stockpiles small items that remind them of you—a piece of gum packaging, a feather, your awful handwriting on a sticky note. Will write you a poem and sob about it in secret.